Just fucked my princess!

And we both came so fucking hard.

Xanax sex is the best, and that bitch had it cuming.

Pun fucking intended (:

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If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.

Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)

(via stomach-full-of-xanax)

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story of my fucking life

Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.
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cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

(via stomach-full-of-xanax)

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